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Why not to mess with nerds…. (aka Rory vs the Liars!)

I just read Rory’s blog entitled “Rory vs. the Liars” and I can’t agree more.  The gist of the story is this: He went to fetch his car from the garage after being fixed after someone crashed into him.  The bumper wasn’t put back properly and the garage guy claimed it was how the car was made.  So in true geek form he used is Audiovox SMT5600 (aka iMate SP3) and googled images of the car to show the guy.  But not being satisfied with that he whipped out his laptop, found a WiFi network that was unsecured, “semi-hacked” his way onto the network and gave the garage guy nice big images of the way the car should be.  Needless to say the garage guy gave up and fixed it properly.

My summary is not 1/2 as funny and entertaining as Rory’s post, so go there and read it… and if you don’t subscribe to his feed already, do so!  It’s good! πŸ™‚

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Good Support vs Bad Support

[Update: For a slightly less “just-after-the-incident” version of events here’s a copy of an e-mail I sent off… And also to let you know that all things in quotes in the text below are paraphrases, not direct quotes…]
WOW… I’ve just been amazed by differing levels of support for one product.  For just over 2 weeks I’ve been regularly disconnected from my iBurst connection.  Oddly enough it seems to happen when I’m busy processing the stats for my website.  I guess my PC is doing stacks of DNS requests to resolve IP addresses to domain names.


Anyway, I’ve been calling the WBS iBurst support line… My first complaint – They take about 5 minutes to answer and while on hold you get 10 second snippets of cool music with a 5 second “ad” for WBS, then 10 seconds of music again and another 5 second “ad”… They have a total of 4 “ads”.  So after 5 minutes I don’t give a damn about the fact that they’re the network provider for the national lottery, that you can get connected immediately after you’ve signed up, that their SMTP server is smtp.wbs.co.za, and I certainly don’t want to hear one more time that they’re sorry for keeping me on hold.  The hold process almost makes me more frustrated than their poor support.


My second complaint is the lack of technical knowledge that the support guys show.  Their solutions to me are one of the following: “Reboot your PC”, “Disconnect and reconnect your iBurst” and “Your MTU settings are wrong”.  Now since this only started happening about 2 weeks ago and I haven’t changed my MTU settings since I got iBurst 3 months ago I don’t think that’s the problem but they insist that I check each time and their tone with me sounds like they think I’m just being stupid for even suggesting that it might not be the MTU setting.  The other two solutions are just not good enough since up until two weeks ago I’ve been able to be connected for days on end without needing to do either of the two. 


Oh… one time I was asked if I had any spyware software on my PC… so I said “No, I don’t” and the guy said “well then that’s it.  You must go get some spyware software to remove it from your PC”… How silly of me!  Here I’ve been running ANTI-spyware software to remove it! Needless to say I wasn’t impressed with the support guy.


Today I called in and I spoke to Porschia (not sure on the spelling, but that’s how it sounded) for the 3rd time in 2 weeks, this time she told me that “The disconnection problem has been ongoing for a long time and they have minimised it but not solved it completely”.  So I’m just supposed to accept that.  I told her that it only started for me in the past 2 weeks so MAYBE she should pass that info on to some high level support guy because whatever they changed in the last 2 weeks is what’s causing the problem.


At that point I gave up and called FusionReactor (who sold me the iBurst) and WOW what a difference.  If you bought your iBurst connection from them, do yourselves a favour and never call WBS directly again… ever.  Call the FusionReactor guys (I used their 0860 387 466 number)…  I spoke to Craig, who told me that perhaps it was my signal.  I thought “Oh crap, they’re worse than WBS” and told him that my signal strength monitor said I had over 90% signal… He responded by telling me that the iBurst modem uses 3 channels and the signal strength that the modem reports is just the one channel.  So it might see the base station perfectly but not be getting signal on one of the other channels.  He asked for my username and immediatly said – “oh I see you’re definately having problems”.  He was looking at my connection history and could see how often I’ve been disconnected.  He ran through the Anti-spyware check and a few others showing far more understanding of everything.


Eventually I found out that our network guys at work have via a “Windows Policy” (or something like that) disabled the windows firewall, so my PC has been connected directly to the internet via iBurst without firewall for an unknown amount of time.  I have no way to re-enable it because the windows firewall control panel thingy has everything grayed out and a little message at the top telling me that I can’t do anything because my network admins have stopped me from changing settings in it.


So I told Craig that I’d setup another firewall on my PC and I’d see if it fixes it, and he said he’d try find out if there’s anything else that could be wrong and he’d let me know. 


One phone call, great help, excellent attitude, no waiting, no fuss and I feel like my problem has been attended to and I’m happy!


Why can’t WBS do the same? Oh well… at least I’ve learned now – WBS sucks but FusionReactor and iBurst rules.

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I (almost) disorder free :)

I saw this personality disorder test on someone’s blog and couldn’t resist taking it… Here are my results:

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||| 18%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 46%
Schizotypal |||||||||| 38%
Antisocial |||||| 26%
Borderline |||||| 22%
Histrionic |||||| 22%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 38%
Avoidant || 10%
Dependent |||||| 26%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%

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All of my disorders are < 50% and the test creator says the following about the “Schizoid” disorder:
I don’t think Schizoid personality is a valid disorder, some of the smartest people in history were schizoid because they occupied a remote end of the intelligence bell curve. Schizotypal personality can encompass highly original thinkers as well as totally insane people so I think it’s a flawed type. I think the remaining eight disorders are generally valid.

 

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Letter to FusionReactor

To: Grant Jackson (FusionReactor)
Cc: Shaun Green (WBS)
Subject: FusionReactor support Rocks! (not so with WBS’s support)
Hi,


I’ve spent the past two weeks beating my head against the desk while I wait on hold or deal with bad support from WBS’s helpdesk.  In the past 2 weeks my PC keeps being disconnected from iBurst and then failing to reconnect. (I get error messages saying either that my username and password is invalid or that the server took too long to respond)  For two weeks I’ve been told “Check your MTU settings”, “Reboot your PC” or “Reboot your iBurst modem”.  This morning I had had enough, and I was about to start shouting to anyone who would listen that I was fed up with the situation.


Then I remembered that when I’d signed up with FusionReactor the guy who dropped off the modem had said I should call them if I had support problems.  So I gave FusionReactor a call.  I spoke to Craig and I was blown away.  Here is a “support person” who spoke with knowledge and understanding.  Once he had my username he almost immediately said “I see you have a problem” (because he could see how regularly I was being disconnected).  While I was talking to him he would say “Oh, I see you’ve disconnected again” or “You’re back online again”.  Something small, but it told me that he was using some system and had information at his fingertips.  He asked the right questions, listened to the information I told him, and actually understood the implications of what I was saying.


The WBS Support response up till today had been as outlined above, but today I was told by Porschia (who I’d spoken to twice before) that the disconnection problem has been around for a long time and that while its been minimised its not solved.  She seemed to think that I should accept that and she didn’t think that the fact that its only started happening to me in the past two weeks and it only seems to happen when I’m processing website logs on my PC (which does a number of DNS requests and other checks) could be useful information.  But when I told Craig that he seemed to understand that something must have happened in the past 2 weeks to cause it (which the WBS guys didn’t seem to get).  So when I suggested that perhaps WBS was disconnecting me because the network thought that the many DNS requests in one small burst were “malicious” he actually considered it as a viable possibility.


Heck even if he was lying to me, it worked.  I trusted what he said, and that made me feel like I was in good hands with FusionReactor. Eventually I found that our local network guys had disabled my windows firewall, and perhaps there was something involved there that was causing my disconnections.  So Craig promised to check up further on his side, and I said I’d let him know if it gets better.  I was happy, I had a solution and I had a provider who genuinely cared and helped.


Grant I wanted to let you know this because I was *REALLY* impressed. I’m cc’ing this to Shaun because I’m hoping he’ll send his guys on whatever training you sent your guys on. Or perhaps he can convince the HR department in WBS to learn something from FusionReactor’s HR department so that they hire more qualified people to represent them to the public.


I’m going to pass on the message to the guys who I’ve referred to FusionReactor, and I’ve blogged about the incident so that hopefully people who read it will see some light in the otherwise dark tunnel that is iBurst support.


From
  Paul


 

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One Hour Photo

The movie “One Hour Photo” is one that I have wanted to watch for an age but never have.  After my recent experience at a photolab, I think I’m gonna watch it.

The local Kodak Express near my work is really cool, their prices are way cheaper than any of the places near my home or work.  The only downside is that the lady behind the counter is *VERY* talkative.  That’s not too bad, except that she has an amazing memory and (as I found out today) she looks through your photos in detail.  After I took the first film in there she would greet me by name, and she could remember my phone number the next time I placed an order there.  That was kinda freaky, but ok because she’s like 55 years old and rather small so if she tried anything funny I could defend myself – or at least I could run away faster than I guess she could run after me.

Today I went in to collect my wife’s most recent films (from Zanzibar) she asked “Who’s this amazingly gorgeous guy?” while pointing to a photo.  A bit shocked, I took a look at the photo and said “Stuart”.  She frowned, and said “Yes, I can read it on his name tag but who is he?”. (The photo was of Stuart at a leadership training time so he had a name tag stuck on his shirt).  Aparently their printing machine has problems when it runs out of ink, so you start getting spots on the pictures so she had re-printed a few of the pics.  The picture of Stuart had been reprinted about 6 times, all of which looked quite perfect to me.

I like the fact that she remembers customers (although remembering my phone number is possibly a bit too much), and the fact that she takes the time to check that each and every photo is printed ok, and that she then reprints them until they’re perfect.  What worries me is that she seemed overly excited about learning Stuart’s name.  And what annoys me is that the photos are ALWAYS out of sequential order when I get them from her.

Scarily enough her stalking tendancies don’t bother me half as much as her inability to keep the photo’s in order.  I’m begining to thing that perhaps I have some OCD tendancies myself.  There are a few things I do that could be considerd OCD oddities… but that’s for another post. πŸ™‚

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Flash Puzzles…

About a year ago I posted an entry about a “game” that was pretty frustrating to solve.  You were locked in a room and have to find your way out… Well thanks to Splattermail I found out about more of these “Takagism” puzzles.


Aparently they’re all makde by Toshimitsu Takagi and here’s the list of the games:


The Crimson Room


The Viridian Room (Solution)


The Blue Chamber


Unfortunately this time I haven’t searched to find solutions to all the games… but you can buy hints/solutions online on the game website. 


[Update: Solution found for Viridian Room]

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Shameless birthday plug…

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! (sung to the tune of “Happy Birthday”) πŸ˜‰


So if you’re feeling generous check out my Amazon.com wishlist. I would have put down my Kalahari.net wishlist but their wishlist system sucks – I happily added items to my wishlist only to find out that its “private” so I can’t share it. So I made a new public list and tried to re-add my items to that one but they seem to default to being added to my “private” list (which I can’t delete) and now their site has become as slow as their customer service so I’ve just given up on them.


[Update: I forgot to include some details… like how old I am… I prefer not to think of it as “old” or “aged” although I’m heading quickly towards the big 30.  πŸ˜‰ But as of today I am 28.]

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Anonymous Browsing…

Here’s something that I’ve played with before… A while ago I had a friend who could talk to me via MSN, and could connect to my PC directly but he couldn’t get to website X but I could get to website X.  So his ISP had problems getting him there, but no problems getting him to me and my ISP had no problems getting me to X and no problems getting to him.

At that point I wanted to setup some kinda proxy type thing on my PC and then let him use that to browse to the server he was looking for.  Now with Tor (from EFF) you could kinda do that.  I read about it from a Wired News article called “Tor Torches Online Tracking“.  It looks really cool, you connect to a server near you (or any server) encrypting your data with a key and it passes you on to a random server (encrypting your data with a key another key) and that server passes you to another random server (encrypting your data with yet another key) which finally goes and gets the data you were requestion.  This aparently works not just for web traffic but other traffic too. (Unfortunately its a bit slow so file sharing/p2p apps wouldn’t work so well)  But that’s pretty cool!

Best of all its FREE!  Check it out!

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Free “Quake” like game

I’m not sure where I found the link but its cool so I’m posting it.  Sometime on Thursday/Friday I found a link to Cube.  Its an open source/free “Quake” like game.  If you’re going to install it on a windows machine, go to Quadropolis and download the Win32 Installer.

Its pretty easy to setup and run.  It was aparently designed to let you play fairly well even when you have high pings.  I was playing farily well on the weekend with pings of around 500ms.  There seems to be one regular SA based server as well.  I’ll try leave mine running when I’m not at work so other’s can join.  I’ll be the server with the WBS machine name. (They look up the DNS name from the IP address of the machine)  Try it out. πŸ™‚

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Old friends…

Isn’t MSN cool… an old friend of mine from school MSN’ed me today… I haven’t heard from her in MONTHS.  She’s moved to england and is working at/with Microsoft or a Microsoft Partner or something – I didn’t get the details…  I’m soooo jealous.


She’s involved in this project – Link 1, Link 2.  Here’s her blog.  Oh, for those who knew her at Varsity or School… its Roché.  (Barry, if you see this blog, you might want to add her to the Planet Alumni thingy – she did CS Hons at Rhodes)